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Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please Hey how ya doin tollbooth willy? Good, thank for askin pa Oh thats great you know considering you're a fucking idiot Go fuck youself ya son of a bitch i'll come outta the booth and fuckin whack ya, ya fuckin prick Hey Hey Willy how's it goin? Hey can't complain pa how's about you? Aw, great great, how much? The state charge is a dollar 25 pa That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass he he Why you fuckin hard on I'll fuckin cop n fist your fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger whatd'ya think of that ass fuck Hi Willy Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh? Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the best with directions Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya that much so where ya headin? Well i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you fuckin prick You fuckin bitch fuck you, You forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore i'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum guzziling queef Hey Willy Hey how are ya? Here's a dollar 25 and go fuck yourself Ah ya fuckin prick i hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap ya fuckin son of a fuck eat shit eat my shit Hello Willy good to see you Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other day Well i do my best Dollar 25 Bishop Dollar 25 Willy..Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit Oh have another one you fuckin lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin douce bag Hey Well hey Yeah..do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass Well i already heard that one you fuckin unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of fuckin repeatin shit Hi Oohh..Hi how are ya Fine thank you how much is the toll please? For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25 Here ya go thank you Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that Oh i almost forgot thank you so much And here ya are Um..do you think you could sign it? Uh? sign it? Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was here Okay sure, uh by the way what is this for? Just so i can have proof for my friends that i met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive, you understand Fuck you, ya fuckin humptidy bitch I'll fuckin fuck you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your fuckin mothers..You're gonna die bitch i'm coming outta the boooooooth Oooohh..my fuckin leg! Hey you ran over tollbooth willy? Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker Why you fuckin pricks i fuckin here every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin arseholes...(yelling back and forth) fuck you,you mother fuckers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital
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