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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?) Here in Brockton, Mass., I got my thumb in my ass Mama's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the fuck is he? Where the fuck is he?
The bitch doesn't even bother calling Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally) I'm feeling kinda antsy Mama's getting fancy Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he'd be here at seven It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the â??stache, kid) Me lookin' like a sap In a wool knit cap Mama's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots)
Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude) Where the fuck is he? (I couldn't find my fuckin' snowboots, pal) I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover) Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk He's probably fuckin' drunk I bet he drank a case Wanna pop him in the face right now Mama's eyebrow
Wicked good Wicked good (Oh, GOD) Wicked good Wicked good (Fuck yeah) Wicked good Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show And I'm getting' fucking pissed (Why?) â??Cause I could've gone with Charlie In the side of his Harley Mama's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)
So I guess I ain't going out tonight â??Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced) But call the operator â??Cause one perm later Mama's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!) Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it thoughâ??)
I wish I had a car I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record) I could have gone with Charlie (I'm in a wicked mess of trouble, haha!)
He gotta dee wee He gotta dee wee He gotta dee wee He got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])
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Usher : Burn
I don't understand why
See it's burning me to hold onto this
I know this is something I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you i just,
I feel like this is coming to an end
And its better for me to
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et it go now than hold on and hurt you
I gotta let it burn
[Verse 1]
It's gonna burn for me to say this
But it's comin from my heart
It's been a long time coming
we da been fell apart
Really wanna work this out
But I don't think yo-
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u're gonna change
I do but you don't
Think it's best we go our separate ways
Tell me why I should stay in this relationship
When I'm hurting baby, I ain't happy baby
Plus there's so many other things I gotta deal with
I think that you shoul....
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